I'm opening up a hotel in Italy!

I’m opening up a hotel in Italy!

Let’s start at the beginning..I just flicked through Thom Brown’s presentation from Paris.

At a first glance I was like “Yawn..one trick pony” That is ALWAYS the correct thing to think or say about Thom Browne by the way. (A preconception nurtured by less talented people)

At a second glance I was like “Dude, what the fuck?”

At a third glance I realized I should probably move to a remote village in Toscana, open up a bed & breakfast and become a full time drunk. Whilst in this self imposed purgatory I would be serving ~~tourists~~ bloggers watered down Chianti Classico, calling it “Vino Tinto di Tavola” since they won’t be able to tell the difference. There I’d be clinging on to the lie about how I gave up a “successful carrier as a designer” for “living the dream”.

Tomorrow, accompanied by the dark, gloomy skies, I’ll make a futile attempt at Spring 2013, which will, no doubt, be awful.

(Note to self, don’t let your gard down like this. It’s un-American, and people might think you live in San Francisco.)